Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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