we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
