what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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