He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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