so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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