and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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