I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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