You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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