no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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