Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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