What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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