that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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