normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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