I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This is my life. Enjoy the view
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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