im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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