i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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