she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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