yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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