You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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