Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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