we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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