shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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