Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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