she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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