Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
