who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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