Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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