I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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