wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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