do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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