no. you can't hotbox the world.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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