I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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