Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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