he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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