He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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