My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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