I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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