whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize
