So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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