maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
