is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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