I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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