She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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