I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize