I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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