My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Come see our sink grown plant.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Your penis caused this!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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