M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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