Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
