So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What drink are we having for lunch?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I need to align my fucking chakras
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