yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Come on in and take your pants off
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