it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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