Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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