Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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