kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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