But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
North Korea, Best Korea!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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